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5 Issues With The Last Jedi’s Plot and How They Could Have Been Fixed

The Last Jedi took some serious risks with its style, and it still managed to deliver. It was a decent movie overall, but it did disappoint many fans who wanted something more like The Force Awakens. Odd pacing, multiple climaxes, pointless scenes, the dismissal of several teased plot points from TFA, and an uncharacteristically cheap sense of humor were major problems that could have been solved easily, but the plot also had some big issues that could easily have been fixed.

Before we begin, SPOILERS — but I doubt there is anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. And if you haven’t read it already, you might want to check out my review of The Last Jedi before you read this.

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Problem #1: For the first time in any Star Wars movie, there was no lightsaber battle. You can’t even count the skirmish with Snoke’s guards as one since the guards had different, though still awesome, weapons. Snoke died without ever igniting his blade, if he even had one. Not even Luke drew his green one when Rey pulled hers (or rather, Luke’s other one) on him. Luke and Kylo did clash a little on Crait, but you can’t count that because it was only a few strikes and Luke wasn’t even there.

Solution: The easiest way to fix this does not involve Rey or Snoke (Snoke’s death was too good to change it). Luke’s fight with Kylo before the new Jedi Order was slaughtered could be shown, which would solve this problem as well as explain why Luke couldn’t defeat him. That would allow the movie to keep its final battle the same, but still have a traditional lightsaber fight.

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Problem #3: Captain Phasma, the new Boba Fett, died in the same way as Boba and Jango: an easy, cheap skirmish that really should have gone down the other way. Her entrance with a squad of Stormtroopers marching through the flames was very promising, but her death was a massive disappointment for fans, who were hoping she would be better than the other Boba equivalents in their respective trilogies.

Solution: She could survive and come back for episode IX. But the better solution would be to let her kill Finn and have Rose sacrifice herself the way Finn tried to. Although it kills a lot of characters, the bad guys didn’t get many new recruits for The Last Jedi so it would level things out. In addition, it would give the entire movie more weight, which is never a bad thing.

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Problem #2: Ackbar’s death was waved off as if we weren’t even supposed to know who he was. Not only did it happen off-screen, it was done inconsequentially and without much thought. Ackbar has been around since the Empire, making him almost as experienced as Leia. He didn’t deserve to be dumped out of the script so easily.

Solution: He should have been the one to smash Snoke’s star destroyer with a hyperspace jump. It would have provided the weight for his death that he deserved, and it would have avoided an emotional death for a character we barely know and replaced it with a well-deserved, timely death for a character who we know well enough to miss.

 

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Problem #4: Holdo existed. Withholding a plan that was not need-to-know was not only pointless but jeopardized the trust of the crew and caused the mutiny, which Poe was right to start: she wasn’t transparent with her own crew, so she had something to hide. While a corrupt Resistance commander is not a bad thing to include in the movie, the fact that Leia trusted someone like that more than anyone else in the crew is strange, to say the least, and not fitting for her character at all.

Solution: This is a tough one, as her arrogance and stupidity (or was it treason?) were crucial to the plot, which makes her character basically irreplaceable. Ackbar couldn’t take her place entirely either, as it would be completely out of character for him. However, instead of trying to “redeem” herself by sacrificing herself for the rest of the Resistance, Ackbar could have been the one to save the day instead, which would solve two problems in one.

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Problem #5: One of the most iconic lines in any Star Wars movie, second to “may the Force be with you,” was never actually heard in The Last Jedi. In fact, it is the only movie so far where not a single character utters the famous one-liner, “I have a bad feeling about this.” This would be an unusual lack of attention to detail on the part of the filmmakers…

Solution: Watch the movie again! While it may not be spoken in English (or, I should say, Basic), it’s in there. BB-8 is the one to say it this time, as evident by Poe’s reaction to it in the very first scene.

So, do you agree with these, or did you like it the way it was? Do you have any better solutions? Let me know!

Star Wars, rewritten as a TV show

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Season 1: Sidious murders Plagueis, Qui-Gon trains Obi-Wan, Maul gets more character, etc. Sith reveal themselves in the last few episodes, and the duel in The Phantom Menace happens in the finale.

Season 2: Anakin grows up, the Confederacy (Seperatists) is created, the clone army is created, Padme becomes queen and then senator, the Jedi try to track down the Sith Lord. Concludes with the battle of Geonosis.

Season 3: The clone wars begins, General Grievous, Savage Oppress and Asajj Ventress’ backstory is shown, Ahsoka is introduced, Maul returns, and the Clone Wars TV series starts.

Season 4: The good parts of the Clone Wars happen (the boring parts are left out), but in longer and fewer episodes.

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Season 5: Omega Squad and the Nulls from Karen Traviss’s Republic Commando series are introduced. The Republic Commando storyline develops.

Season 6: The Republic destroys the Separatists, General Greivous is hunted down, the Clone Wars ends, the events of Revenge of the Sith happen. Also shows Han Solo’s childhood. Ends with the final battles of Revenge of the Sith.

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Season 7: The Rebels come together, Star Wars: Rebels happens, the Rebel Alliance is formed, and the backstory of Rogue One characters is shown.

Season 8: the Rebels timeline continues and ends in the finale of whatever season will be the last.

Season 9: Luke and Leia’s childhoods are explained, the events of Rogue One and events leading up to it are shown, Obi-Wan and Yoda get attention, Han shoots first, A New Hope happens, and the Rebels destroy the Death Star the in the last episodes.

Season 10: The Empire plans it’s revenge, Rebels expand their fleet, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi happen, but with more detail about Jabba and his bounty hunters, the race for Han (why Boba was the best), how Boba lives, etc. Ends with teddy bear party on Endor.

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Season 11: Leia builds a New Republic and mops up the rest of Imperial forces, Thrawn takes control, the Empire is reorganized and makes a last stand against the New Republic, Luke forms a new Jedi Order and hunts down the last of the Sith.

Season 12: Rey, Finn, Poe are introduced, the First Order rises, corruption becomes a problem in the Republic, Snoke trains Kylo, and The Force Awakens happens.

To Be Continued…

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What do you think? Is it better like this, or will infinite spin-offs be a better way to expand the universe? Comment your opinions below!

Is Luke really Rey’s father?

So…is Luke Rey’s father? Short answer: of course no way I have absolutely no idea.rey_bddd0f27

2e2eaa5c00000578-3310861-all_about_this_guy_jj_abrams_talked_to_the_december_issue_of_wir-m-57_1447100691677Han Solo could be her father, but Han and Leia would not care so much about Ben/Kylo that they would forget about their other child; Rey was abandoned on a desert planet after all. If it turns out they are her parents, there’s got to be a good explanation (maybe Luke told them to send her off to a desert planet, but I don’t see why he would want that).

Another idea I saw on the internet was Obi-Wan, but that’s nonsense. Obi-Wan is a jedi, and he saw what happened to Anakin because of love. He wouldn’t make the same mistake, and the midi-chlorian influence thing won’t work if there’s no mother.

Which brings us to Luke. Luke was never taught about no emotions, and never knew why his father turned to evil. It’s still unlikely that he had a kid, but it’s possible. Who is the mother then?

You could argue that both Han and Leia wanted to talk to her about something, which could mean she’s their daughter. My theory is that it’s because Luke told them about Rey before he went into exile, and they are exited about her showing up.

Besides, Star Wars is a story about generations. Anakin saved the galaxy, had a son who became a jedi and saved the galaxy. Shouldn’t Rey, next in the line for destroying evil, be Luke’s daughter? It’s true that Leia is also Anakin’s child, but it’s Luke who saved the galaxy.

We won’t know for sure until episode 8 comes out in December 2017 (what are we supposed to do until then?!). Luke is definitely the most likely candidate. If it’s Han, there’d better be a good reason for it. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

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Starfighters V2

T-70 X-wing:

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The next step in evolution, the T-70, takes the best starfighter ever, and makes it even better. That’s enough for the best pilot in the resistance to make it his chosen ride.

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Unlike Imperial fighters, First Order TIEs have deflector shields to protect them from enemy fire, or at least not be destroyed by the first shot. They are operated two troopers, a pilot and a gunner.

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We don’t know a whole lot about this shuttle, but we do know that it’s awesome.

Resistance Troop Transport:

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Although seen in the movie, we don’t know anything about them except from the Lego set.

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Shared by Kylo Ren and General Hux, The Finalizer is the first star destroyer built in violation of the New Republic’s treaties. It’s almost twice as long as Imperial-era destroyers.

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The First Order uses this transport for troop deployment, transport, and even ground assault. Extra: those awesome flametroopers wouldn’t be anywhere without these.

Review of The Force Awakens

Being able to get to the movies and watch The Force Awakens on the third day after its release was a pleasant surprise for me: originally, I wasn’t going to watch it until the 28th, (tenth day), but there was space in the theater, and it was raining anyway.

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Before anything else, I will issue a SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT (OR WILL NEVER) SEE THE MOVIE.

Luke Skywalker has vanished. Those were the first words of the opening crawl. That was when there was no more doubt about The Force Awakens.cpiet8sxaaa976y

There has been an awakening, in both the light and the dark. And the light side has awakened in Rey–big time. Kylo Ren was severely injured from Chewie’s shot, and unfocused (he just murdered his father). Nonetheless, Rey defeating him only a day after discovering her force abilities is no mean feat. Is she Luke’s daughter? That would explain a lot. (The reason she is not of Organa/Solo parentage is that Leia and Han would care so much for their first child (Ben Solo/Kylo Ren), that they would forget about the other.)

Many fans, including me, were fooled by the trailer and thought Finn was the new Jedi. However, we were right in that he is a stormtrooper (trooper FN-2187) who defected and joined Resistance.

1207628ea8cc4a0cc2933bc886be7f38Despite holding the symbolism to the first movie in each previous trilogy, TFA also brings in entirely new elements to the plot. Poe Dameron is one of those elements. Leader of Black Squadron, he entrusted BB-8 with the last piece of the map to Luke Skywalker.

0897df649696479d436f329792c94067BB-8 completes the droid due to a trio, immediately accepted by the other two. Despite playing a central role in TFA, (holding the remaining piece of the map to Luke Skywalker, who has mysteriously vanished), what BB-8 does best is simply being cute.

maz-kanata_a5c3c8a5Maz Kanata resembles Yoda in more than just looks. She is not a Force user, but she is wise in its ways.

Lets talk about the baddies, leaving Kylo Ren last (you’ll see why).

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Supreme Leader Snoke is the one I don’t know what to do with. The ten meter tall holograph we see is probably not his actual size, but it is intimidating. (Maybe he’s tiny, and that’s why he likes appearing big.) Either way, he is deep in the dark side and as much of a threat as the Emperor, if not more.

Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at 5.18.30 PM.pngPhasma, captain of the First Order’s troops, is not nearly as awesome as she could have been. Some posters, including the one on my door, (not the one pictured above) lead to speculation that there may be a romance between the her and Kylo Ren, which would be interesting as we haven’t seen one between villains in the Star Wars galaxy. This turned out to be a false alarm. In the end, she was thrown into a trash compactor by Han, before the planet imploded, and although she may have gotten away, her chances aren’t too good.Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at 5.22.49 PM.png

General Hux, basically a younger, and far more brilliant version of Grand Moff Tarkin, is as good as promised. He has a lust for power, and is desperate to restore the First Order to the glory of the Empire. Like Phasma, he probably died when the planet imploded.

kylo-ren-headerWhenever a new villain is introduced, we need a demonstration of how evil they are. Vader killed Obi-Wan. Maul killed Qui-Gon Jinn. But both of those characters had only been known for one movie (at the time; Obi Wan was made legend by the prequels, but we saw him die before they were released). Han Solo had been known and loved throughout the original trilogy, becoming everyone’s favourite smuggler-turned-hero. There has been an awakening in the light and the dark. And the dark has awakened in Kylo Ren. Chewie’s shot of fury hit him square in the chest, and he hardly took a step back; this guy is not kidding. Kylo Ren is not a Sith, but he is a threat to the Republic.

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“Chewie, we’re home.”

Which brings us to Han Solo. Han’s death was perfect. We basically knew he was going to die in TFA, but I was afraid he was going to go in a shootout with stormtroopers or by crashing the Falcon. But to be murdered in cold blood by his own son was not one of the likely candidates. Kylo Ren is deep in the dark side, but he’s no Darth Vader. Even Vader was not beyond redemption, so we can excuse Han trying to help him. Ren removes his helmet, and while he may have been faking, I believe he really was unsure of which path to take. And in one fateful moment, he ignites his lightsaber into his father’s heart.

Overall, The Force Awakens was a success. The plot, dialogue, screenplay, soundtrack… everything. JJ Abrams did a good job, and with episode 8 coming May 2017, the third generation of fans has started.

Star Wars is no longer a movie; its a culture. And forty years later, its still expanding.

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